Bar Refaeli:
Bar Refaeli
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Information:
Name: Bar Refaeli
Born: 1985-06-04
Height: 1.75
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Filmography:
Pick Up (2005), Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 2008 (2008), Session (2009), Ironic Iconic America (2008)
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Cam Gigandet:
Cam Gigandet Nude
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Information:
Name: Cam Gigandet
Born: 1982-08-16
Height: 1.83
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Filmography:
Kerosene Cowboys (2010), Mistaken (2004), The O.C. (2006), Entertainment Tonight (2008), The O.C. (2005)
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Q: Why did the haunted house not
like rain?
A: Because it dampened his spirits.
DalphonFonzieMk
Who was that on the phone, Fred?
Fred:
No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance
from
Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down
!
GriffethShaneVO
What do you get when
you add 2 apples to 3
apples? A senior high school math problem.
BerwinBircheLv
What is the difference between Father Christmas
and
a warm dog ?
Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just
pants!
DewayneWilbartLH
Did you hear about the monster who
sent
his picture to a lonely hearts club?
They sent it back saying they
weren't that lonely!
StruanGeirlP
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to
tell you off this week, what have you got to say about
that?
Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!
HlinkAlfordCd
What do you call an elephant with a
carrot in each ear ?
Anything you want as he can't hear you !
ConradeNeffBR
Attorney to witness: "What was the
first
thing your husband said to you when he woke up that
morning?"
Witness: "Where am I Cathy?"
Attorney: "And why did that upset
you?"
Witness: "Because my name is Susan."
BooneAlrigowu
Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do
about it?
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
ArdkillAluinoZp
Q:
What is the difference between a saxophone
and a chainsaw?
A: It's all in the grip.
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